I must suck, because I think Bill Hicks does too.

Now, I don't think Bill is not accurate about his depictions of America, I just don't find them funny... My local comedic radio station thinks his stuff is the next best thing since sliced bread, but I digress...Also, If I hear Marc Maron name drop him one more time, I might just have an epic twitching fit in my… » 11/28/14 10:32pm 11/28/14 10:32pm

Chris Pratt: I Wish You Didn't Do Jurassic World

Over on Io9, you can check out the trailer for "Jurassic World". Sure, I love dinosaurs. I was a total dinosaur junky growing up, hardcore like, But the Jurassic Park franchise needs to be shut down. I have only seen bits and pieces of Jurassic Park 3, and I firmly believe it shouldn't have even gotten a second movie.… » 11/25/14 2:41pm 11/25/14 2:41pm

Klashtalk Kwick Shop: The Grand Reopening!

We are once again going to have to close. We ran out of toilet Gin, the chili for some reason keeps reanimating the dead, and I for the life of me just want to scream at the top of my lungs,"I am not supposed to even be working today!!!" Leave your gripes in the comments...I can assure you nobody reads them and if… » 11/17/14 10:45pm 11/17/14 10:45pm